Life is not as easy as you might think for the extraordinarily beautiful women of the world. Especially with guys. In fact, extraordinary beauty can be an actual handicap when it comes to a woman's love life. Extraordinarily beautiful women have two problems that more ordinary looking women don't have:



* They get more sexual harassment than genuine interest from men, because genuinely interested men are normally too intimidated by their beauty to approach them.

* People treat them as if they are unbreakable because nobody can see past their beauty. And believe me, beautiful women can be hurt just as easily as anyone else.

Day in and day out, beautiful women deal with one or the other of the following two different reactions from men:

(1) "I want you baby. But I don't wanna keep you because after all, since there's so much competition for you, I'd wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you because there's always gonna be some guy out there who's richer than me, smarter than me, better-looking than me, etc."

(2) "Grant me an audience, your highness, and I will worship at the altar of your royal beauty for the rest of my days. Oh, please, please, I promise to do everything you tell me and never, ever contradict you..."

Sickening, isn't it? Yet a moderately attractive woman might get completely different reactions from the exact same guys.

Word on the street (Guy Street, that is) has it that these women are conceited. But how would you react to the world if your looks caused 50% of the population to drool over you and the other 50% to wanna claw your eyes out in jealousy? 99% of the time, a beautiful woman's "conceit" is simply a defense mechanism, and inside they're no different than other women.

Beautiful women need love, too. So if you take a fancy to one and want to approach her, be ready for the following three tests that you're gonna have to pass in order to prove that you're not just another fawning supplicant. If you pass them you'll find out she's not so unavailable after all...

The Dirty Dog Test: See (1) above. She will find a subtle way to encourage you sexually and find out if you start panting or not. Women love passionate man, but to most women, a man who can't control his passions is about as attractive as a man who can't control his bladder. So show her you have control. Control, not repression. You don't have to pretend you haven't noticed her beauty.

The Puppy Dog Test This is the one you're most likely to run into - every guy who shows the slightest interest is gonna have to pass this test. And this is the one that gets beautiful women unfairly labeled as conceited. The most likely way she'll come at you is to find a way to insult you or rebuff you despite your polite approach. There are three possible responses:

(a) Break red on her - something along the lines of "Well who needs you anyway, bimbo?". That will identify you as being an insecure letcher. But then again if that's what all are, she will probably have weeded you out already.

(b) Apologize profusely, get defensive, or slink away with you tail between your legs (90% of all men). That will identify you as a Puppy Dog. Cute maybe, but hardly attractive.

(c) Just walk away. It's OK, even expected, that you will be a little bit indignant at being treated rudely - just keep your temper, that's all. This reaction will get you identified as Someone Worth Considering. And you don't have to be good-looking or rich - this type of man is harder for her to find than it is for you to find a woman who looks like her.

The Jealousy Test Bring other guys in front of your face and see if you get angry or look insecure. Just smile. By the way, if she approaches you out of the blue and asks for a dance, be wary - she might just be using you to pull the Jealosy Test on someone else.