Who would have thought that Eminem would divorce Kim Mathers for a second time? I really thought they had something special. Hey, I saw that movie he did. She seemed like a swell gal. He would be lucky to fall in love with the girl that was by him when he first began to make it big. It seems, though, that he has chosen a different path… I didn't really get it until today. I thought Eminem was some play on those crazy candies your get at the corner store. I know he likes to pop pills so I figured this habbit could have started earlier in his youth… except with more sugary treats. However, I now get that Eminem is for Marshall Bruce Mathers III. I think he should have gone by Bruce but what do I know! Anyway, it seems his second divorce from Kim Maters—their first marriage lasted less than two years and this one lasted almost three months—is heading to mediation. I think that means that someone besides a judge has the heavy task of standing between them while they hurl insults at one another. Why a judge wouldn't want to do this, I have no idea. Mind you, judging from his career, anyone close to the singer is likely to be immortalized in one of his songs… and that's an honor that I think most “your Honors” can live without. Check out our dating site reviews, Em, if you're ready to find your next ex Ms. Mathers!
