He said that he would like to work at home using his computer to be an affiliate marketer. I told him I was an affiliate marketer myself and that I was glad to meet him. I was actually really scared because I don't think he had eaten in a couple of days and he looked rather grumpy. He wanted to know were I learned to be an affiliate marketer. I told him a friend of mine had encouraged me to buy Wealthy Affiliate, the best online marketing school in the universe.

He didn't seem to be paying attention to me because he asked me if I could spare a couple of bucks so he could get something to eat. I gave him a fiver although I figured he would go buy cigarettes or a bottle of wine as soon as I left. To my surprise he walked over to the vending machine and bought a couple of bags of chips and a sugar free candy bar. So since he was in a buying mood I told him about how it would be to his benefit to buy Wealthy Affiliate and that if he purchased through my affiliate link I would buy him a soda to wash down his chips. He said that if I got him a sugar free soda now he would use my affiliate link to buy Wealthy Affiliate when he got home.

"By the way" he said, "could you loan me $175." This caught me a bit off guard at first but since he looked to be having a bit of bad luck lately I thought "what the heck" and I wrote him a check. I figured if I never saw him again I would at least have a chance of breaking even on my commission since he promised to buy Wealthy Affiliate. He thanked me for my kindness and said he will never forget me. We shook hands... or paws I guess and he strolled off whistling "When the Saints Go Marching Home Again"...

Some people say I have a over active imagination but it is not my fault who I meet at the unemployment office. In fact with the economy in the shape it is in these days we might even see more celebrities there. I myself am trying to offset this terrible economy and the inflation rate by learning Affiliate Marketing. Who knows, I might even be able to fire my boss one day, or at least lay him off!

Guess who I got a phone call from the other day? Yep, Godzilla himself (how did he get my number?). He thanked me for getting him to buy Wealthy Affiliate. After he joined he signed up a work at home college mom, received his first commission and now they are seeing each other. He said life is much better since he has the ability to earn some extra income. "Won't be long" he said "before I can pay you back that $175 you loaned me." I couldn't believe it, and after writing this you probably won't either.