We had recently how the ladies could work their way through the eight day personal seminar to joy and inner serenity and ability to do whatever one wants: they could be Mary Poppins for a their eight days, but you had to have been there. This is the boy version that has all us lads become Batman for a day. Well, we think Count from that children's show. He loved to count, and so do us chaps.

So, Sir Count of Blessings, arrive at thy place of employ with elegant aglow. A gloomy Monday would be perfect: pick up a cart from the local grocer after you have have counted all the ladies in your area, you say, that you have a rose for each and every lass you meet that day.

For each and every chap you greet, hand him any ticket that will make you meet. A coffee card from your local, and you pay the first click. When you need a buddy, call him for his first free sip. When a buddy comes a calling, praising us too much, we smile and thank him mightily, and ask him what he wants. If it works for him, it will work for you, so stay the schedule.

So,I have dared it, and you can too. Never play the fool; elegance through. To dress up is never wrong, so here Sir Count of County Blessings, you deliver your announcement upon a convenient (i.e., quiet) moment and announce to all you are enrolled in a senior Psychology Seminar, and there are Eight Paths to Bliss. You Plan to Play the Part of each for the next eight working days, so get used to it.

And, then day one Count of County Blessings and Countess of Joy, or as you wish, could merrily act your way through each day. The vital issue about this is that any unique way you enlarge your memory of this will switch and engage your memory to know your eight ways to bliss. The others may remember half, and mostly how humorous and clever and bold and brave you were.

But those eight elements reamin in your being now, if you can actually behave. I will later tell a story of a bright fellow, now a scientist, who I wrote a clever funny script for 50 years ago in grade eight, and he recited it all back to me, words I had long forgotten because I had written the script and he had to memorize it. And he is at genius level, I am only brilliant.

1 is Count your Blessings. 2 is Commit Acts of Kindness. 3 is Savor the joys of life. 4 is thank a mentor. 5 is learn to forgive. 6 is apply time and energy with family and friends. 6 is to take care of your body. 8 is to develop strategies to deal with future stresses and tragedies.

Your task, royal wise disciple of serenity and historic wisdom, is to incorporate this so naturally into your every fiber and being that when your emotions get all shook up you may lose your center, which you must realize like a balloonist in a gathering storm some adjustments quickly are in order.

Whether the gathering storms are coming from your boss, your sacred others, your children or your neighbor, you need to slip into the serene center that Buddha really first realized in so many other words, and later Jesus and others. Now it is up to us to chew on these eight wisdoms, which follows the four steps of the Buddha, or the Golden Rule of Jesus.

Do it with humor, stay at the level of Count Count of Blessings and every jock in the building will be laughing with you, if you play up the take care of your body. Have the Office Hard body with you that day, whatever her name is. Enjoy. Joy. Blessings. Savor.

There is half your job right there, Count, Countess.