I've a constant ache in the morning light   It's on account of the night before   Some Park Lane lady in a shady bar   Took a fancy to the watch I wore      But I can still remember how she laughed at me   As I spun around and hit the bed   She said thank you honey, forget about the money   This pretty watch'll do instead      City living woman, you're so static   Matching your men with a hook and eye   If you're gonna spend the summer in New York City   Them women oh oh oh they're gonna slice your pie      Said you're so static, baby I've had it   Rolling in a yellow cab   Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle   If they catch you, oh oh oh it could turn out bad      It's a Show me what you want, I'll show you what I've got   I can show you a real good time   She's a friend indeed of a friend in need   But you'll be sorry when she leaves you crying