It ain't nothing but a party here   From the early evening 'til the break of day   So step this way and let your mind be free   And by the way, welcome 2 the party      Well, my name's Kid Rock, I'm a Capricorn   Detroit City, where I was born   When I was young, I knew I'd always be   A super live body rocking MC      I'm TNT, I'm dynamite   And I?m gonna rock this party all damn night   I've got the gift of gab, I can walk the walk   I became an emcee when I learned to talk      Saying, ?Goo goo, ga ga?   I gotta lotta time to eat MCs like piranhas   I'm a pro at this, yeah, the ultimate   'Cause I don't spit, my rap too quick      I'm the ladies pick all around the world   But I only got eyes for just one girl   I don't roll twirl like a ballerina   I roll through towns and I rock arenas      I may seem a little under age   But at least I am not under paid   I'm one of kind here to shock your mind   And I will serve no rhymes before their time      The K-K-Kid Rock, that is my name   And if you ask me again, I'll tell you the same   Who's to blame? I don't really know   But my game's so tight, I think I'm gonna go pro      So here we go, here, here we go   I'm gonna rock it up high, then rock it down low   From the floor to the ceiling to the living room   'Cause people like to hear my bass   Go boom, boom, boom, ba boom      The one, two, three, the three, two, one   Don't stop me now, I've just begun   Don't cut me down, don't start no fight   Or I'll put my foot in your ass tonight      I'm outta sight, like the planet Mars   And when I set my sights, I shoot for stars   I don't like small cars or real big women   But somehow I always find myself in 'em      I'm a hidden gem, a rolling stone   I'm a one man band with a microphone   Here to make you shake and move your body   So come on in and welcome 2 the party      It ain't nothing but a party, hey   From the early evening to the break of day   So step this way and let your mind be free   And by the way welcome 2 the party      Uh, uh, excuse me Mr. Kid Rock   Can I do my thing?   Can I have a little something to say right here?   Oh, yeah, go ahead, baby      I'm a real live show and you can watch me throw   I'm the M to the L and I'll let ya know   Alize is too sweet and it'll make ya fat   I've got a pound of dank and a gallon of Cognac      I'm all of that and a bag of chips   I'm the whole damn party mix   I'm the chick that doesn't seem all too classy   You can't party with me but you can kiss my      It ain't nothing but a party here   From the early evening to the break of day   So step this way and let your mind be free   And by the way, welcome 2 the party      Hey, Grandmaster 5   That old school shit's fresh   But uh, let's rock some of that   Fucking 1998 Kid Rock shit, bro      I'm an Irish lad but don't call me Clancy   I'm gonna rock it for Dixie to suit your fancy   Rock your pants off and party my dick off   People want to know when's the tour gonna kick off      I'm no rip-off, it?s all original   Not too political, a little cynical   About the fakes and squakers that talk a lot of Ku-ca   I know a lot of chicks that like to call me poppa      Don't start drama, mack in the Bahamas   Rock on the dance floor to Din Dada   'Cause I'm a player that you love to hate   Got your girl sucking dick on video tape      I like pussy, sucking on titties   Fucked a lot of different bitches   From a bunch of different cities   Kid Rock and I'm the same old fool   I'll tell ya to drop your boyfriend   Then drop outta high school      I got a whirlpool, don't even ask   Licking pussy underwater, shooting bubbles up your ass   I'm so crass that I'm the last of my kind   Me, Slick Willie in the DC Shrine      Sometimes I rhyme just for kicks   Forget the bullshit and bust like this   I don't steal from the rich and give to the poor   I take from my bitches and give it to my whores      What up? I'm saying everybody   You get fucked up and I'll rock the party      Rock the party, rock the party   Rock the party, rock the party   Rock the party, rock the party   Rock the party, rock the party