A vacation in the foreign land   Uncle Sam does the best he can   You're in the army now   Oh oh you're in the army now   Now you remember what the draft man said   Nothing to do all day but stay in bed   You're in the army now   Oh oh you're in the army now   You'll be a hero of the neighbourhood   Nobody knows that you left for good   You're in the army now   Oh oh you're in the army now   Smiling faces as you wait to land   But once you get there no one gives a damn   You're in the army now   Oh oh you're in the army now      Hand grenades flying over your head      Missiles flyin' over your head   If you wanna survive get out of bed   You're in the army now   Oh oh you're in the army now   Shots ring out in the dead of night   The sergeant calls: "Stand up and fight!"   You're in the army now   Oh oh you're in the army now   You've got your orders there to shoot on sight   Your finger's on the trigger but it don't seem right   You're in the army now   Oh oh you're in the army now   You're in the army now   Oh oh you're in the army now      Night is falling and you just can't see   Is this illusion or reality   You're in the army now   Oh oh you're in the army, in the army now   You're in the army now   Oh oh you're in the army now      Oh oh you're in the army, in the army now   (REPEAT TO FADE)