How Awesome is Chuck Norris Karate?

By: Madison Greene

You might know Chuck Norris from cheezy eighties action movies, but Chuck Norris is actually one of the most renown Karate experts in the world. However, in his first two official karate tournaments he lost both times.

As you might know, one learns best from failure, and so did Chuck. Not only did he go on to win may karate tournaments, flawlessly, he also developed his own style of Karate, known as Chuck Norris karate.

His karate has since developed into the only way a real man beats up another real man in public. One punch and roundhouse kick at a time. Why is that? Because Chuck's karate was developed by the only real man left on the planet. That man is, well, Chuck Norris.

Why is His Karate Style So Great?

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick has been officially certified by the United States Army as a lethal weapon. His biceps and forearms, alone, could crush you in a single blow to your head.

Soon after Chuck put his karate style all over those eighties movies and in shows like "Walker Texas Ranger," men all over the world started growing full beards and wearing black cowboy hats.

Even The Boogeyman is Afraid of His Karate

It has been said that when the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. It has also been said that Mr. Norris does not sleep, he waits.

Those two items come from the list of all things Chuck Norris and that is just one part of the butt kicking legend that is Chuck and his karate. Since his defeat at those two tournaments early in his career Mr. Norris returned to those tournaments and won them both by ripping out the hearts of all of his opponents. (that probably isn't true because it is something I heard once from my older brother, but it still sounds totally awesome)

Chuck continues to add to his growing legend by being the first person to fly to the moon without a rocket ship, winning the medal of honor from the Navy because he saved a submarine by plugging a leak with his beard, and for his work in hunting down Saddam Hussein in Iraq. Yes, he also helped hunt down Saddam in Iraq. Once Saddam heard Chuck was coming he fled Baghdad like a little girl.

Of course, I am kidding, because it is just plain fun to make fun of how awesome Chuck Norris is. But seriously, his karate style is pretty good, and you should look into learning some of his moves sometime if you want to try to kick butt like Chuck Norris does.

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