Some Great Reasons to See and Be Seen in MMA Shirts

By: Phoenix Delray

Undoubtedly, at some point in time you have walked around town and seen at least a couple people sporting MMA shirts. Chances are, you were probably blown away by their awesomeness and ran to your nearest sporting goods store to stock up on a few MMA shirts of your own. However, if you still do not have at least two MMA shirts in your closet, perhaps you should rethink your choices in wardrobe. Below are a few reasons to rock MMA shirts every day of the week.

1.)MMA shirts are a great way to get ladies. In case you are not in the know, MMA shirts are a great way to get hot women to go home with you. In fact, if you and a group of friends go out to a bar wearing your MMA shirts, you should probably bring a stick with you. Why a stick? Because you will need it to beat all of the chicks away, as they will surely mob you as soon as you and your crew walk through the door. You may even want to bring a can of mace, but that is entirely up to you.

2.)Wearing MMA shirts give you instant street credit. Imagine walking into a dark alley by yourself and night, when a mugger jumps out at you with a tire iron in one hand, demanding that you hand over all of your money. Instead of forking over your wallet, you take off your jacket and expose one of your hardcore MMA shirts. Clearly, you are ready to rumble and are not afraid to do a little grounding and pounding. Immediately, the would be mugger apologizes, hands you his wallet and scampers away, never to be heard from again. You can look it up if you want to, but it has been proven time and time again that MMA shirts are intimidating to criminals.

3.)When people see you wearing one of your MMA shirts, they know you support a great sport. Mixed martial arts fighting is one of the purest sports around, where two men are faced to confront each other in the ring and prove to themselves (and the rest of the world), who the bigger man is. NASCAR may be the biggest spectator sport in America right now, but MMA fighting is definitely the coolest. Plus, there have never been any senate hearings over steroid use in MMA fighting. This is because the senators are all too afraid.

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