Grrrrr…

Why wash your hands after using the bathroom? Please educate yourself by reading Yahoo Answers - Why Wash Your Hands?

Now, how does this apply to the dance scene? Well, well, well…let me count the ways!

I don't care how clean and how many hours you spent your time scrubbing your "you know what" in the shower, that isn't the issue here. When you go to the bathroom, you touche the doorknobs, you flush the toilet, you unbuckle and buckle your belt, you touch the faucet and yes, you touch your genitals in the process.

When you don't wash your hands, you, my friend, are a WGB – Walking Germ Bomb!

The Walking Germ Bomb (WGB) then asks someone to dance. Let's call that someone SHWGB1 – Second Hand Walking Germ Bomb. They dance, hold hands, and dances close from time to time. He caresses her hair with hairbrush patterns. He touches her forehead with hers and holds her face with both of his hands. The dance is over.

WGB, asked another woman to dance with him and do the same moves over and over again. Let's call her SHWGB2

Meanwhile, I asked SHWGB1 to dance bachata with me. I did all the moves and more, our lips almost touched together but kissed her face instead. The dance is over and what a dance it was.

 Well, guess what? SHWGB2 is such a good dancer that I had to ask her to dance with me as well!

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, at the end of the night, I'm afraid, I, Rodchata, have touched everyone's genitals. Lucky me…Nyquil, anyone?