By Arrogant Worms, I once had a dog named Bob
And Bob's a
By Arrogant Worms, Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams
By Arrogant Worms, Every rock band has this guy
Not many people really know
By Arrogant Worms, Uh-huh, c'mon, give me some, now.
You know something girl?
I'm thinking
By Arrogant Worms, Listen up brothers and sisters,
come hear my desperate tale.
By Arrogant Worms, I think I got a crush on Celine Dion
the way
By Arrogant Worms, Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is
By Arrogant Worms, I am Cow
Hear me moo
I weigh twice as
By Arrogant Worms, All towns have a place
Where decent drivers are not
By Arrogant Worms, If you haven't heard of me
I wouldn't be surprised
By Arrogant Worms, One, two, three, four...
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had
By Arrogant Worms, You double clicked my heart
You upgraded my life
You
By Arrogant Worms, Billy solves his problems by calling up his Mom
Heather solves
By Arrogant Worms, Me work Hard five days a week,
sweeping garbage from the
By Arrogant Worms, Billy and his family went on a holiday
They went
By Arrogant Worms, oooooohhhhh
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
he's gonna kick
By Arrogant Worms, There's a tune inside my head
that makes me wish
By Arrogant Worms, Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic