Crawled back into bed, pretending to sleep   Clammy in my jammies, dress is hurting its keep   Maybe it's the pills or the drugs or the booze   Maybe it's the fact that I want me to lose      Think about a girl that knocked me off of my feet   Trade her for a hooker that said I was sweet   Another bender, repeat offender      Close your eyes to see just where you are      Crawled back into bed, pretending to sleep   Clammy in my jammies, dress is hurting its keep   Maybe it's the pills or the drugs or the booze   Maybe it's the fact that I want me to lose   Think about a girl that knocked me off of my feet   Trade her for a hooker that said I was sweet   Another bender, repeat offender   Sex and drugs are legal tender      Close your eyes to see just where you are   Another bender, repeat offender   Sex and drugs are legal tender      Close your eyes to see just where you are