Buzzbomb buzzbomb macho-mobile   The road's my slave, that's how I feel   I cruise alone, I cruise real far   Shoo young punk!   I love my car Cross Nevada at 110   Highway 50 and there's nobody there   Sign says, 'Next sign 30 miles!'...   My pension comes   Each penny saves buys more escape from home   I'd rather carouse around all day   Than move into a home   Plow through rest area San-o-Lets   Splat goes the lonely salesman   Still wanking in the men's room...   Buzzbomb buzzbomb tape up loud   Lawrence Welk cranked up to 10   Faster faster in my car   Buzzbomb is my pride and joy   King of the trailer court   Waiting for a nice young man   Who'll love me for my car   Who tells me why I'm cool   Tells me just what I like   When I pretend he's here   Shred through Palm Springs across the golf course   Cops 'round here scratching their heads   Flashing sirens, State patrol... uh oh   They're scuffing up the side of my car   They're shooting out my tires   This ain't no way to go to heaven   Buzzbomb cornered at the 7-11