words and music by Nance Petit, Freddy Bradburn      She was the secret daughter of Marilyn Monroe   You could guess the father if you don't know   Joan Crawford adopted and called her Baby Jane   But we all knew her by a different name      Chorus:   Barbie, the untold story   Just remember, you heard it first from me   Barbie, the untold story   Tell you the truth for a phenomenal fee      Just when family tensions were at their worst   She met her best friend Ms. Patty Hearst   They found a higher power over at Betty Ford's   It was a vibrator on a ouija board      Chorus      She studied theatre at UCLA   And dated OJ once, I'm sorry to say   But then came Ken to star in her play   She was shattered to learn that he was gay      Chorus      Made a career leading cheers for the LA Lakers   Then became the main mistress of the Reverend Jim Baker   Helped him hear his messages from the lord   With a vibrator and a ouija board