Well I'm traveling down the road   And I'm carrying that heavy load   I walk around in a stupor   Sleazy, I cant do the show   Hanging out backstage   I'm in a homocidal rage   I signed a million dollar contract   I puked on every page   Slaughtered half the crew   Caused they ate the deli-tray   Oh Baby hey   Said I'd do the show but I   Canceled anyway   Chorus: You were road kill baby   Till I scraped you in my arms   Just another wattle flapping   On the old turkey farm   So baby....      (Second Chorus by Beefcake)   2nd Chorus: And while the wheels keep rolling   And another signpost gone   All along the road behind   Oh can't you hear me calling   Like the sad whale song   I'm on the road behind   Well there you have it baby   I'm just a sensitive guy   Y'know I snuffed a million planets   But I still find time to cry   Because there's more to life   Then making other people die   Like a little bloody tear   Running out my dirty little eye   And some things baby   They don't make no sense   Does it really matter if it bugs   Your parents?   [Chorus]   Now baby quit yer crying   Put those clown britches on   [2nd Chorus]   A sad whale song...   sad whale baby