Dear Oderus Urungus   Hey man, do you remember me ?   I remember you   I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed   And the really bad tattoo   And now I'm doing 20 to life   for killing the guy    that was humping my wife   So I thought I'd write a letter to you      Scallop Boat now baby   Scallop boat   IV coke now baby   Funky scallop, funky scallop boat      I used to work on a scallop boat   I made some money there   I used to do the I.V. coke   Lost some money there      Scallop boat now baby   Scallop boat    I.V. coke now baby   Funky scallop   Funky scallop boat      Down here in jail I do as I'm able   Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable   But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here ?   But there is one thing that I don't understand   I thought The South Pole was the home of the band   Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond ?      don't break up man   keep it together   i love you guys   I LOVE YOU GUYS      funky funky   funky funky   funky funky scallop boat