hey hey, todays my lucky day   Puff was taken out   by snoop dog and Dr. Dre   hey hey a plane went down today   the entire cast of Friends   found floating in the bay   fuck yeah, hooray!   cancer killed the guy   from sugar ray   hey hey, its my lucky day   the canadian government said that   we can play, Eh!   climb the ladder of success   and you'll have loads of friends   make damn sure that no one   hears you when you speak your mind   smile nicely laugh a little   as you slap that back   I'm so happy, ain't it grand   Warren from The Vandals isn't very tan   just jokin, we love ya, Warren   honk honk, your ska   skank your way right to lock jaw   lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky day   no fuck no   what you gonna do now   no no no   what you gonna do   no no no   what you gonna do now   no fuck no   lucky me, I found a magic lamp   send those eskimos   to a european camp   raining down from above   I'll recieve myself on courtney love   today must be my lucky day   cause you got HIV (not me)   I'll take in a movie   I struck oil under my house   while planting magic beans   I only wish these things   were more than just a dream