Cross-creviced chasms vast   And endless plains of unshaven ass   Out time in Hell draws to the last   We call upon the Master of the Pit   Have you got a toilet? I must take a shit!   Open your gates, Lord of Hate   Or your front porch is gonna get it!   Very well, I'll use my sword   It's very good at crushing doors   We call you out, over-rated Overlord!      The root of all evil and hatred and shame...   So many victims, so many names   But...they are all the same   Ereshkigal?   Charun?   Helel ben Shara?   Lucifer?   Satan?   We would know who you are!      He is the one who will not be named   He is the one who will not be blamed   For nothing      The realm of the sun we have left far behind   And damned in the darkness   We have groped with the blind   Cannot remember time...   We summon the Lord of Hell   So come forth now! I have your smell!   Cologne! Cheap shit, and lots of it!      They are the ones who will not be named   They are the ones that will not be blamed   They are the ones that are turning the screws      (Jewcifer)   Lord of the Underworld   Welcome GWAR to my domain   It's nice to be called on with so many names   Now what's that about kicking my ass?      He is the one who will not be named   He is the one who will not be blamed   They are the ones that are turning the screws      The Lord of the Underworld   Let's give the devil his due   The legions of Hell lay broken and shorn   The brothers of GWAR have slain through the storm   The gate it is broken, the Master is slain   The Fortress of GWAR is now ripe to reclaim   We wasted Hell in the name of GWAR   Though to tell you the truth, we're not really sure where we are