Sorry 'bout your mama   Sorry 'bout your paa   Sorry 'bout the business   With your brother-in-law      Hard cheese about the money man   Hard cheese about the stock   Hard cheese about you bein'   Up to your ears in hock      Tough luck about your luggage   Tough luck about your socks   Tough luck about the way   That the other shoe drops      Too bad about your girlfriend   Too bad about your wife   Too bad about the thing   You call the rest of your life, hey      How'd you get this number man   Who do you think you're talkin' to   Now who do you think you?re kiddin'   What do you want me to do      How?d you get this number man   Please don't make me laugh   You know you oughta be on TV   With a line like that      Hey, I heard about the car wreck   I heard about the fight   I heard about the time   You?s in jail all night      I know you don't like trouble   And I know you don't like to fight   I know that you can argue   With a fence post all night      I heard about the lamp shade   I heard you had it on your head   I heard you told a joke   And knocked the whole room dead      No kiddin' 'bout the cough syrup   No kiddin' 'bout the junk   No kiddin' 'bout you been   In a deep blue funk      How'd you get this number man   Who do you think you're talkin' to   Now who do you think you?re kiddin'   What do you want me to do      And how?d you get this number man   Please don't make me laugh   You oughta be on TV   With a line like that, hey