A public service announcement followed me home   The other day, I paid it never mind, go away   Shits so thick you can stir it with a stick-free Teflon whitewashed Presidency, we're sick of being jerked around, wear that on your sleeve      Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord   Count your blessings   We're sick of being jerked around   We all fall down      Have you ever seen the televised St. Vitus subcommittee prize   Investigation dance? Those ants in pants glances   Well, look behind the eyes, it's a hallowed hollow anesthetized   Save my own ass, screw these guys, smoke and mirror lock down      Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord   Count your blessings   The papers wouldn't lie   I sigh, not one more      It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture   It's been a bad day, please   It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture   It's been a bad day, please      We're dug in deep the price is steep   The auctioneer is such a creep   The lights went out, the oil ran dry   We blamed it on the other guy      Sure, all men are created equal   Here's the church, here's the steeple   Please stay tuned, we cut to sequel   Ashes, ashes, we all fall down      Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord   Count your blessings   Ignore the lower fear   Oh, this means war      It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture   It's been a bad day, please   It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture   It's been a bad day, please      I saw that I'd to keep returning      Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord   Count your blessings   We're sick of being jerked around   We all fall down      It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture   It's been a bad day, please   It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture   It's been a bad day, please      It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture   It's been a bad day, please   It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture   It's been a bad day, please