She's the woman of the year   Independent, a career   There's not a thing that she couldn't do   She's alert, she's aware   She's got legs like Astaire   And a hundred fifty-seven IQ      She has several PHDs   Speaks fluent Japanese   And her shoes will always match with her purse   And every street she's walking down   Everybody turns around and says   'HELLO NURSE!'      She likes cheese and pepperoni   Won a Pulitzer and a Tony   She played the leading role in King Leer   She never drinks, she never smokes   She never laughs at dirty jokes   She was ambassador to China last year      Oh, she's politically correct   She'd never call collect   She plays Chopin and she doesn't rehearse   And when she's walking by   I give a little sigh, and shout   'HELLO NURSE!'      She gets her math equations right   She reads Tolstoy every night   She won the Nobel prize in physics, it's true   She drives a shiny new Corvette   Sings opera at the Met   And volunteers her time at the zoo      Oh, she won a scholarship to Yale   Got a Fullbright in the mail   And took a two year junior college degree   She's manna sent from Heaven   Too bad I'm only seven   'Cause, Hello Nurse   I wish you'd take care of me!      If she's not everything that we've said   Then may lightening strike us dead