I'm a mother, I'm a lover, a chef, a referee   I'm a doctor and a chauffeur seven days a week   I ain't askin' for a medal, yeah I know you work too   I'd just like a little credit where credit is due      It's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone   Yeah the dishes and the diapers never stop, lousy pay   There ain't no 401k, I know this may come as a shock   But this here's a full time job      Well, I'm takin' a vacation, I could use a little fun   I'll be sippin' on the silence and soakin' up the sun   I'm leavin' you my apron, you can try it on for size   You said there's nothin' to it, so I'm sure you'll be fine      It's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone   Yeah the dishes and the diapers never stop, lousy pay   There ain't no 401k, I know this may come as a shock   But this here's a full time job      In a day or maybe two, you'll be changin' your tune   By then you'll be ready to drop, workin' my full time job   This is a full time job, yeah, yeah, yeah