Well, I?m a full three course tonight   Yeah, I?m a tummy roller coaster alright   Drowned in sauce, egg on top   All the sides with a big fat butter dollop   Yeah, I?m a full fuckin' dinner tonight   Outta sight, alright      Why don?t you go right on   And put me on a plate now?   Put me on a plate now   I'm done and ready to eat      Now you can sit right down   And dig into the good stuff   So good that you can never get enough   Got me tickling from my head to my feet      I?m like a butter on the toast just right   Or like the gravy on the roast, so right   Book yourself a table for a weekday lunch   Call the maitre? dee, now you got that hunch   Peek into the kitchen, you can hear what it says   Bring a big napkin, 'cause this is gonna be a big mess      Why don?t you go right on   And put me on a plate now?   Put me on a plate now   I'm done and ready to eat      Well, you can sit right down   And dig into the good stuff   So good that you can never get enough   Got me tickling from my head to my feet      Grab a knife, fork and spoon   I got a table ready at noon   Yeah, have a grape or have a prune   Come alone or bring a goon      Like a wham bam leg o lamb, egg and chips and ham   Like a ding dong sing song, bangin' on the gong   Like a woo hoo kung fu, pepper in a curry stew   Tick tock bomb clock, ready for the food shock      Why don?t you go right on   And put me on a plate now?   Put me on a plate now   I'm done and ready to eat      Well, you can sit right down   And dig into the good stuff   So good that you can never get enough   Got me tickling from my head to my   Got me tickling from my head to my feet   Oh, yeah