A Valentine's Day party,    I didn't think you'd show.    You don't like making entrances alone.    You've got a new friend.    You've got a new friend.    Likes to go to movies.   Likes to drink red wine.    Sounds familiar, better hold on tight:   a film school drunk can be so hard to find.       You got a new friend.   You got a new friend.    And the two of you don't ever seem to partâ€Â¦       You got a new friend ooh.    You got a new friend, now I'm the odd man gone.       You got a new friend.   You got a new friend, I know.       And your mom's got you convinced that he's the one.   He's all you need, so forget me – marry him at once.   But if you ever change your mindâ€Â¦   I could still buy that box of wine.    I still have your copy of Harold and Maude.       But you got a new friend.   Yeah, you got a new friend.