See the error of your ways, many years from now   Look back on your life, and you'll wonder how   A sweetness so sweet, a moment on your plate   A sacharrin indescretion has sealed your fate      When the judgement comes, and that day is not far   You're going to pay because you've eaten bone char   But that won't happen to me, because I'm sugar free   I'm the best vegan that I can be      You try to do what's right, at least you say you do   But you choose the white, not the pink or blue   You'd better watch your back, you'd better start to pray   Vegan revolution is just a T-shirt away      You say you're cruelty free, well you're not to me   A Zagnut and a Pepsi are the things I see   And your habit's why innocent creatures die   Their lives destroyed because of what you buy   Now the time has come for you to see the truth   Face it sucker you've got a sweet tooth!   Living in depravity, you've got a cavity   Tooth decay is not for me, I'm sugar free!   NO CANDY!