I was born in a flatland, USA   And all my dreams led me to L.A.   Another chase of rags to riches   I learned to throw some fancy pitches      I found out what ain't and which is just exactly cool   Well all right   Heaven help the fool   Heaven help the fool      Got a place in Malibu   Like you never seen   Picking out your lady friend   From Penthouse magazine      You oughta see the chrome gleam   On my Mercedes all shiny and new   Hey, I'm the Jack of Diamonds   The boy with all the clues      Not a pretty vanity   (No, no, not me)   Glorified insanity   (No, no, not me)      Ooh, I'm a hyper-supervisor   Fast driver, star driver   (Fool)   Heaven help the fool, professional gimme-fiver   Heaven help the fool      Anything you could want to be   You can buy, even get it free   Make yourself a smoother dancer   Fill your head with answers      Never a backward glancer   It's you who makes the rules   Heaven help the fool   Heaven help the fool   No, no, never a backward glancer   (Fool)   Heaven help the fool      I meet alot of pentagram   Heart of the star that's what you are   You can trade your soul   For an electric guitar      Ooh, not a pretty vanity   (No, no, not me)   Glorified insanity   (No, no, not me)      And when they offer golden apples   Are you sure you'll refuse?   Heaven help the fool, are you sure you'll refuse it?   Heaven help the fool      It's like a deaf man dancing   Or a blind man shooting pool   Heaven help the fool   Heaven help the fool