One pill makes you larger   And one pill makes you small   And the ones that mother gives you   Don't do anything at all      Go ask Alice   When she's ten feet tall   And if you go chasing rabbits   And you know you're going to fall      Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar   Has given you the call   Call Alice   When she was just small      When the men on the chessboard   Get up and tell you where to go   And you've just had some kind of mushroom   And your mind is moving low      Go ask Alice   I think she'll know   When logic and proportion   Have fallen sloppy dead      And the White Knight is talking backwards   And the Red Queen's off with her head   Remember what the dormouse said   "Feed your head, feed your head"