I think I’m about to go off   Max Weinberg kicks the show off   Wit, charm and a devious smile   We’re gonna be here for a while tonight   He is the only guy we turn to   For our celebrity interviews   Red hair that’s never going anywhere   All I can do is sit and stare   Don’t bother me cause I don’t care tonight      Oh, Conan can't you see you're the one for me?   Conan, don't you know?   You're my late night TV hero      I wish and hope and pray he might   Let me be a guest on the show tonight   Talking about anything and everything   Oh, golly how I want to be   A part of his hilarity tonight      Oh, Conan can't you see you're the one for me?   Conan, don't you know?   You're my late night TV hero      And I don’t mean to sound like a jerk   But you’re the only show that still redeems your network      Oh, Conan can't you see you're the one for me?   Conan, don't you know?   You're my late night TV hero      Oh, Conan can’t you see   We were meant to be?   Conan, don’t you know?   You will always be my hero.      Be my hero.