.... Calling all Americans of above-average intelligence...   College graduates, apply today...      Come decimate dictatorships and overthrow regimes   In exotic far-off places the vacation of your dreams   You'll assemble puppet governments and play the hand of God   We're an equal-opportunity crime fighting squad      [Chorus]   Citizen C.I.A.   Citizen C.I.A.      Now I've trained an army for my kids to fight one day   We'll teach them all of our secrets and then we'll walk away   We're knee-deep in guerillas, yeah the party never stops   United States of America undercover cop      [Chorus]      Five weeks paid vacation and a 401K      [Chorus]      You said I'd be working with Sidney   Man that sucks!