She's fantastic, she says "Man, it's great"   She shakes hands, she's like a candidate   She's so happy it's a carnival   She gets snappy, she's an animal      And she was      She's on camera she's an actress now   Such charisma on the mattress now   I'm no film star I'm no modern saint   I can't draw but I know how to paint      And she was      Oh, she's so political   she's oh so critical   Oh, she's hardly sociable   she's non-negotiable   Oh, she's so subliminal   she's such a criminal      SOME CRAZY DAME!      She's fantastic, she says "Man, it's great"   She shakes hands, she's like a candidate   She's so happy it's a carnival   She gets snappy, she's an animal      And she was...