She breaks me down with her horror story   She makes me sad, but she never bores me   Just like a visit to the Love Gestapo   It's quite a trip, but it gets me down   Nothing she do ever really please me   She knows I'm hard-- that's why she says I'm easy   She's got my number, but imagine this   She says it makes her blue, tatooed upon her wrist   Woke up this morning, my girl was gone   Unpacked my bag-- that's why she's moving on   I love it when she tells me the whore story   'Cause it starts out so nice and then it gets so gory