"Let me tell you a story about an ugly woman I know..."   "Hello Girls!"   "Hello Tobi you hot little machine!!!"      I'm a sight for sore eyes   Oh, if your eyes would only see   I've been born on tiptoe   Still you looked   Like a lighthouse next to me      You pet named me Napoleon   I was proud   Till I got the reason why   Never aimed for confrontation   You've been sleeping   When I kissed your ass goodbye      Oh, while you read this letter   I'd just gone to eat out   By the way:      My what a sunshine in Trinidad   Hope you're OK light years away   My what a heat wave in Trinidad   Hope you don't mind if I stay      Pitcher goes too often to the well   And now the pitcher's gone insane   Ratatatataaa - gotta run away   Boiling over - getting hell   And found the answer on a plane      Oh, I've been pissing off   Before you might   Could have pissed me off   I hope you're fine, yeah      My what a sunshine in Trinidad   Mind if you stay? I do okay!   My what a heat wave in Trinidad   Sunburnt a nightflight away      "Honey you're looking good so far away from me   The weather is great, the beach is great, the food is great   Everything is great and you're so far away, I love you honey   Greetings from Trinidad, hey!"      My what a sunshine in Trinidad   Mind if you stay? I do okay!   My what a heat wave in Trinidad   Sunburnt a nightflight away      My what a sunshine in Trinidad   Mind if you stay? I do okay!   My what a heat wave in Trinidad   Sunburnt a nightflight away      "Oh, I'm not only a singer in a band, you know.   Back and home in Germany I was a famous porn star, hahaha"