Oh if only Brazil was not so far    Far away I would swim or walk or ride    But never ever fly    But all the noise of the maniacs there    The sweat on my face it's worth to bear   But I don't wanna bounce and die       But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress   I close my eyes, I know what I would go for    Stewardess before the crash       Lavatory Love Machine    No fear can quell my steam    Lavatory Love Machine    No cabin fire burn my dream       I am at your disposal    I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide    Wheeling junk along the aisle    Keep your seat belt fastened    You're whipping with an iron voice   You command    Uh mistress I am in your hands       And when she asks me what I'd like to eat   I realise the domina feels the same    And I reply: What about your pie?       Lavatory Love Machine    No fear can quell my steam    Lavatory Love Machine    No cabin fire burn my dream   Lavatory Love Machine    No broken wings to stop me stream    Lavatory Love Machine    Honey do you like the way I cream?!         Now if I gotta die    I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash    Let them know I've been alive    Till I made my final splash       Lavatory Love Machine    No fear to quell my steam    Lavatory Love Machine    Whoah      Lavatory Love Machine    Don't hear the scary noises    From the turbine when you scream   Lavatory Love Machine    No broken wings to stop this dream      Lavatory Love Machine    Honey do you like the way I cream?    Lavatory Love Machine   Whoah