Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid      I've been working on a cocktail called "Grounds For Divorce"   Whoah   Polishing a compass that I hold in my sleeve   Whoah   Down comes him on sticks but then he kicks like a horse   Whoah   There's a Chinese cigarette case and the rest you can keep   and the rest you can keep   and the rest you can keep      There's a hole in my neighborhood   down which of late I cannot help but fall   There's a hole in my neighborhood   down which of late I cannot help but fall      Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid      There's this whispering of jokers doing "Flesh by the Pound"   To a chorus of supporters from the little town halls   There'll be twisted karaoke at the Aniseed Lounge   And I'll bring you further roses but it does you no good   and it does me no good   and it does you no good      There's a hole in my neighborhood   down which of late I cannot help but fall   There's a hole in my neighborhood   down which of late I cannot help but fall   There's a hole in my neighborhood   down which of late I cannot help but fall   There's a hole in my neighborhood   down which of late I cannot help but fall      Someday we'll be drinking with the seldom seen kid