(Before we begin, thank you   Thank you, oh thank you, thank you   Thank you)      I'm not a bad person, I don't drink and I don't kill   I've got no evil habits and I probably never will   I don't sing like Elvis Presley, I can't dance like Fred Astaire   But there's one thing in my favour, (what) I'm a millionaire (that's beautiful)      And I got more money than a horse has hairs   'Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers   But having all this money is gonna bring me down   If you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around      I could get myself a nose job, I could diet for a year   But I'll never be Robert Redford, 'cause I'm much too fond of beer   Please don't misunderstand me it's not love I'm trying to buy   It's just I got all this here money and I'm a pretty ugly guy      But I got more money than a horse has hairs   'Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers   But having all this money is gonna bring me down   If you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around      I don't mind if you love me for my money   If you love me for whatever else I've got   Except for all this stuff I'm alone in Fort Knox   I don't guess I'm doing all that hot      But I got more money than a horse has hairs   'Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers   But having all this money is gonna bring me down   If you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around      Hey you, come here babe   Stop crying   Put a quarter in the jukebox