[Eddie Griffin]   Aww they say uhh..   .. a black man is a pimp   Well let me tell you the biggest pimp   on planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma   It's her MOMMA that told her,   Get a man that got a good job gurl!   Make sure he got a good car gurl!   Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!   What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass --   -- just cause you love the nigga?   But +I'm+ the pimp motherfucker!   I gotta be the player!      Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..   .. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood   You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman   You knew he already had a family   but you fucked him anyway!!!   And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga   you went and got pregant - didn't you bitch, DIDN'T YOU!!   THE OL' KEEP A NIGGA BABY   And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child?   Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;   cause that nigga ain't shit.   How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth   that yo' momma, you was a hoe!   TELL THE KID!   Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy   I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out   that's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga   cause he take care of his REAL family   I was just a dumb bitch   tryin to keep   a nigga that I wanted