Green plastic watering can   In the fake plastic earth   She bought from a rubber man   Town full of rubber plans   To get rid of itself   Wears her out   wears her out   wears her out   wears her out   She lives with a broken man   A cracked polystyrene man   Who just crumbles and burns   Used to to surgery   For girls for girls in the eighties   But gravity always wins   Wears him out   wears him out   wears him out   wears...    She looks like the real thing    She tastes like the real thing    My fake plastic love    Can't fight the feeling no   Could blow through the ceiling   If I just turn and run   Wears me out   wears me out   wears me out   wears me out      If I could be who you wanted   If I could be who you wanted all the time all the time