I'm a-havin' a nervous breakdown   A mental shakedown   See my hands how they shiver   See my knees how they quiver   My whole body's in a jitter   I'm a-havin' a nervous breakdown      Oh when I went to see a doctor just the other day   I'm about to tell you what the man had to say   Well he says, Eddie boy you just gotta slow down   You can't keep a-traipsin' all over town   I have to give you a physical check   I've come to the conclusion you're a total wreck      I made up my mind, I better change my way   My shattered moods have seen a better day   Well no more girls for a week or two   No more running 'round with the usual crew   No more movies or a stayin' out late   My baby has to find herself another date