Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh   And on this farm there was a chick purtiest chick   I know with a little curve here   And a little curve there this chick,   She had curves everywhere   Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh      And oh, this chick, she had a walk ee-eye-ee-eye-oh   And how this walk would drive em wild swingin' to   And fro with a little wiggle here   And a little wiggle there man,   This chick had moves to spare   Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh      When she went walking into town ee-eye-ee-eye-oh   The local gentry popped their eyes tarnation!   What a show!   With a gol-dang here   And a gosh darn there   Heavens to betsy, I do declare!   Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh      There was a barn dance saturday night ee-eye-ee-eye-oh   And fellas came from miles around just to see her do-si-do   With a promenade here, and a promenade there at a square-dance,   Man, this chick's no square   Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh      I used to be a travelin' man eeeee-eyeee--oh   Until I hit macdonald's place   Things were mighty slow with a little chick here   And a little chick there   I didn't have a real chick anywhere   Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh      This farmer's daughter knocked me out ee-eye-ee-eye-oh   I asked macdonald for her hand   And he hollered go with a little curve here   And a little wiggle there a gol-dang here   And a gosh darn there a do-si-do here   And a promenade there   I got my own private county fair   Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ohhh hi- aaay      Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ohhh hi- aaay      That's right, macdonald! it's all or nothin', baby!