I am your undisputed king of bad directions   We rarely made it to the place I knew we'd shine   I cannot read straight lines   I misinterpret signs at crucial times      But here we are...   Once in a while I get it right I'm due sarcasm   Once in a while some hindsight will show me where I am      I am your all time faulty social carburator   Depending on the climate I sputter, spurt, or stall   My way of building walls,    I build'em way too tall, screening calls      'Cause here we are   Once in a while I get it right I'm due sarcasm   Once in a while some hindsight will show me where I...      If chemistry were currency,    you'd have enough to walk out on me   You'd have enough to walk out on me   Once in a while, it's only once in a while      Once in a while I get it right I'm due sarcasm   Once in a while some hindsight will show me where I am   Once in a while I get it right I'm due sarcasm   Once in a while some hindsight will show me where I am   show me were I am, show me where I am