I never fail to deliver the mail   I never fail to deliver the mail   Tyrone the mail man, Tyrone the mail man   Tyrone the mail man does no fail      When you need to send a letter   Or send a card or even better   A birthday gift to show you care   I'm the guy who gets it there      I never fail to deliver the mail   I never fail to deliver the mail   Tyrone the mail man, Tyrone the mail man   Tyrone the mail man does no fail      Not rain or snow or gloom of light   Mosquito bites or busted light   No smelly smells or scary sounds   Will keep me from my post route      An envelop or package, a parcel or a box   Or a 53 pound bag of dirt and bricks and rocks   The size it doesn't matter, the weight I just don't care   As long as there's a postal stamp the mailman gets it there      I never fail to deliver the mail   I never fail to deliver the mail   Tyrone the mail man, Tyrone the mail man   Tyrone the mail man does no fail