I was left there;   all alone;   No one to care for me;   I have no home.   I got itchy fingers;   itchy toes;   and a really itchy nose,   and baby, I think you do to!      Abandoned and abandoned,   and alone!   Yeah, all alone.   I said abandoned and alone!      Pull my finger,   sniff my vapors,   that escape the bowels of   my soul!   Get on your knees and sniff   my farts that escape my    butt hole!   Yeah!    That's why I'm bad, bad, bad   bad company and I can't deny!   I mean, no, abandoned.   Yeah abandoned and alone   and stinky.