With judy garland and ethel merman   Written by mel torme      Voice:      >from television city in hollywood, the judy garland show!            Judy      (speaking)      Good evening! we got a very exciting show planned for you tonight, i, we've      Marvellous people...      (singing)      We've got barbra streisand      I think she's nice and      She has such voice and      She got such elegance      It's a joy to have her on my show!            (applause)            Barbra      Judy! it's great to be with you.            Judy      Be my guest, be my guest            Barbra      You know, I've been a fan of yours since I was two.            Judy      Be my guest, be my guest            Barbra      Well if I really am your guest      I have a small request            Judy      Anything you wanna do            Barbra      Anything?             Judy      Anything!            Barbra      Can I replace you?             Judy      Be my guest, be my guest            (applause because ethel merman is entering the studio)            Ethel      Hi, what a team! watch the team!            Judy      I'm just so surprised to see ... you look marvellous            Ethel      I feel pretty good. I was uhm...            Judy      You know me fellas            Ethel      Yeah, how about that, i, I was across the, I am across the hall here I was      Taping a red scelton show and ... gee...            Judy      What did you do belting?             Ethel      I was belting? I heard you two belting! I heard the noise and that's why i      Came in here. I just came in to say hello, that's all.            Judy      And how about this barbra? what about ...            Ethel      Yeah, isn't it great, the new belter!      Yeah, what's the next thing now after this... the next big thing? that you      ...            Barbra      It's called funny girl it's about fanny brice you know,            Ethel      Wonderfull! have a good...            Barbra      Based on her romance with nicky arnstein.            Ethel      You have a good composer?             Barbra      Jule styne            Ethel      Oh, jule styne, he wrote, he wrote gipsy, oh my goodness she couldn't      Have... oh, you're in good hands girl!