That's the holiday   That's the hanukkah robot funk   (Ba-rum-pa-pum-pum uh.)   Right about now   Gonna drop some hanukkah science   Yeah, hmm, uh--this is it      I press a button make the gentleman cry   I rock a beat to make the hamburger fry   I funk this joint and check out holiday gear   The system booming strictly pioneer   Under the rear   Bringing a tear   I turn it out in a holiday mode   Safe like a seatbelt in a volvo   Keeping it real like a spray-snow tree   We'll shut it down harmoniously   Rockin' softly   808 Beats      I get this shit lit like a menorah   Funk so illegal I think I might need a lawyer   Not a firestarter but my beats get hotter   Even amount like an allowance   Footwear riot new balance   Hanukkah pimp on a check   Like a micro rock gettin' in a sweat   Neal's mackin' track   Ejaculatin' on buffet tables and record labels   Willin' and able   Bring my funk in place of each beat   Lifestyles of the slick and sleazy   Spin around and around like a dreidel   Kind of science that puts you back in the cradle   Shit, sometimes this track's so poignant   Somebody please pass me some kind of ointment   Put these rhymes together like a thief   Clear up your nose like a eucalyptus leaf   Dropping science, you don't even know what hits you   Next thing you know you're 13 and get a bar mitzvah      I get down, I get down, I get down all the way   Yeah yeah yeah yeah ooohhhhhh   I get down, I get down, I get down all the way, etc   Hanukkah pimp   Pimpin'