"Doctor Long John, my dreams are full of Doctor Long John"   I got a dentist who's over seven feet tall   I have a dentist who's over seven feet tall   His name is Doctor Long John and he answers every call      You know, I went to Long John's office, I said   "Doctor, the pain is killing me"   I went to Long John's office, I said   "Doctor, the pain is killing"   He said, "Don't worry, baby   It's just your cavity needs a little filling"      He took out his trusty drill, told me to open wide   He said he wouldn't hurt me   But he filled my whole inside   Long John, Long John, don't you ever go away, no   'Cause you thrill me when you drill me   And I don't need no Novocain today, oh      When he got done drillin' he said   "Now, Miss Middler, that is going to cost you ten"   "I was prepared to pay twenty"   Yeah, yeah, yeah, when he got done drillin', he said   "Baby, that's gonna cost you ten   But if it ever starts into throbbing   Come back and see old Long John   Again and again and again and again and again   Oh, yeah, oh"      "Long John"   I sold my heart to Doctor Long John   And I will never, never be the same   Oh, that's so heavy I just gotta lay back"