My Guy and Patches   Can only hope to match   The evil propaganda that her pen can dispatch   And she better love him good   Or she'll take it on the chin   A woman is a woman   To the enemy within   She can put up a fight   The man will always win   And Danielle Steele   The enemy within      And even photo love   With its pages filled with sin   Couldn't lick the boots of the enemy within   It can only be a chapter   'till her heart will give in   The enemy within   Nothing is as phallic   As a moaning violin   To Danielle Steele   The enemy within      It'll all be worth it   When the cushion takes the pin   The enemy within   It'll all be worth it   When the cushion takes the pin   When the cushion takes the pin   When the cushion takes the pin