Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso    I'm-a give it to you now    Who like my chopstick    hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow    If you wanna see me eat Jell-O    I never seen nothin' like you before    I can kick you higher than you can kick me    I can kick you way up into a tree    Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi    Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?    Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?    Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life    You will fall down and break a leg    Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't    but I like fried rice and I got lice    Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice    that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice    Delivery is free but not from me I always charge a dolla fifty    fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!    War when I hit you with the shit do a split    Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu    Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah    Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away    Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce    And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe    Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss    In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits    HHHAAAAAAAAI-YAH!    I can kick you if you don't pay the bill    And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch    Everything cost a little bit    So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie    I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong    I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long    And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong    I can get you and tackle you take you never see me    When I get you and make you    Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage    Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me    God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city    Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin    God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye    And if you wanna come on in    You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA    Can't be tamed    I got shit to control your brain and it's called    Egg Foo Yung, and Lo Main    So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!    No wok tow ung di day    HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?    huhhhuhu huh