Tell me is love an urban legend    Or some test of continuing education    Buy your answers from some guy named Pinky    In a darkened alley½ way to NoHo    I am    Looking for the perfect snowcone    Holding one end of a wishbone    Calling G-d on a cell phone       CHORUS:    Carnival Junkie    In love with the freak    Dont wanna be figured out    Dont analyze me    This is not a head    This is not a heart    Just a soul    Too funky for your mother       Passed out in the fountain with the pennies    Of somebody elses fortune    Fortunately for you    I buy my time pacifying everyone but me    What makes me happy?    Leap year and black jack    I am    Needing more than food and water    A man to be his daughter    A reason I should bother       REPEAT CHORUS       There's a tiger in my bedroom    There's a fire in my front yard    Fat little egos on the TV    Nielson rating my moon beams    Ya better leave before you beg    I see that tail between your legs    Its not my fault I made you blush    Its all those carnivals you have crushed.       I am    Needing more than food and water    A man to be his daughter    A reason I should bother    I am    Looking for the perfect snowcone    Holding one end of a wishbone    Calling G-d on a cell phone       DOUBLE CHORUS