Well I can tolerate most folk   And a few folk tolerate me   But I know a girl   A very special girl   Who thinks I'm twenty three   And when she grows up   She says she's gonna marry me.      We go up the ladders   And down the snakes Pol   That's four so you go up a ladder   And that's three so I go down a snake.      I saw Charlie Chaplin once, I mean for real   Waiting for an aeroplane   All wrapped up in a blanket with himself    Sat in a wheel-chair waiting to die.      We go up the ladders   And down the snakes Pol   That's six so you have another throw   And that's one so I go down a snake.      And I remember when as a kid   He had me in stitches   For threepence at the flix   And it didn't seem right.      We go up the ladders   And down the snakes Pol   That's two so you go up a ladder   Yikes, that's five so I go down a snake again.      Well I can tolerate most folk   And a few folk tolerate me.