I was shopping for a suit the other day    And walked into the department store    I stepped on the elevator and told the girl    "Dry goods floor"       When I got off I saw a salesman was coming to me    He said "Now, what can I do for you"    I said "Well go in there and show me all the sport's clothes    Like you're supposed to"       He said, "Well, sure, come on in buddy    Dig these fabrics we got laid out on the shelf"    He said "Pick yourself out one    Try it on, stand in the mirror and dig yourself"       Ohhhhhh...That suit's pure herringbone    Ohhhhhh...Yeah, that's a suit I'd like to own    Ohhhhhh...Buddy, that suit is you    Ohhhhhh...Yeah, I believe it too       I see for the business man you feature the natural shoulder    That retail, wholesale indeed    It's got the custom cuffs and the walking short    He said "And I'm gonna let you have at a steal"       And for the playboy you have the latest in tweed    With the cut-away flap over twice    It's a box-back, two button western model    He said, "Now ain't that nice"       Ohhhhhh...Them buttons are solid gold    Ohhhhhh...You made a deal, sold    Ohhhhhh...That collar's pure camel hair    Ohhhhhh...Well, you can just set it down right in that chair       (Sax interlude)       Now you go back there and you get that paper and let me sign on the dotted line    And I'll make sure I get all my payments in right on time    Hey wait a minute buddy, let me go back there and do a little checking on you    Then the man come back, he said "I'm sorry my man but your credit didn't go through"    Why, what you mean       Ohhhhhh...Ain't this a shame    Ohhhhhh...My heart's in pain    Ohhhhhh...Pure, pure herringbone    Ohhhhhh...That's a suit you'll never own    Oh, Lord have mercy